Q – What is the mating call of a DBA?
A – “Disk….Disk….Disk”

“The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA”.

21st law of databases
- anything that can go wr
ORA-600 [segmentation fault] [0] [0] [0] [0]

“Real DBAs don’t comment their scripts, it was hard to write it should be hard to understand!”

Happy Friday!