Q – What is the mating call of a DBA?
A – “Disk….Disk….Disk”
“The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA”.
21st law of databases
- anything that can go wr
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“Real DBAs don’t comment their scripts, it was hard to write it should be hard to understand!”
Happy Friday!